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An open letter to Taco Bell: "I don't think it's fair for me to be banned from your restaurant just because of that thing that I did in the bathroom"
By Chandra Nalaar
Dear Taco Bell,
I donβt think itβs fair for me to be banned from your restaurant just because of that thing that I did in the bathroom. I understand that some of the noises Nissa was making made your other customers uncomfortable, but Iβm pretty sure thatβs their problem, not mine. And Iβm aware that the changing table was not designed to be used the way that we used it, but I told the manager Iβd pay for the damage.
I mean, seriously β like THATβS the worst thing thatβs ever happened in one of your bathrooms.
And while Iβve got your attention, can we talk about your hot sauce? I mean, seriously, you call *that* βfireβ??? Donβt make me laugh. Buddy, I know fire, and that ainβt it.
On Kaladesh, we donβt even have a word for how mild that is. Even Jace can eat it.
I could brush my teeth with your hot sauce, and I wouldnβt break a sweat. I could bathe in it, and I wouldnβt shed a tear.
(Mental note: Twitch stream where I play Persona 5 in a hot tub, only the hot tub is full of hot sauce. Or maybe save that one for OnlyFans?)
Anyway, your hot sauce sucks ass.
And how come the store closest to my apartment is always out of cinnamon twists? How hard is it to keep stocked with cinnamon twists?
Please donβt make me go to Chipotle.
Yours truly,
Chandra Nalaar
P.S.: I really like your Baja Blast. I made a scented candle for Nissa.
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